Out on the Schluffy Seas, past the Bonzo Beaches, lives a laid back Lolo who’s all about tasting the waves . Shorty the sea turtle. He’s fearless and moves at his own pace or no pace, unless he’s crushing the waves while shell surfing. Shorty is totally in touch with nature and can conjure the sounds of any natural environment from the under belly of his shell. Whether it’s the placid waters of Loloz Springs or the chirping of the Bonzo birds, he has the sounds to shut out the “can’t sleeps.” His shell acts as a pretty fab underwater studio apartment too. He’s not afraid of the dark by any means. But he still keeps his lava night- light on just in case.
Shorty is the mellowest of the bunch and perceived as a bit spacey in nature. But he’s just highly imaginative and retreats to his shell to gets lost in the verses of his Haiku writing. He’s inspired by his heroes the “Senior High Haiku Half Shellers,” who clobber their enemies with 17 syllable poems about nature and the seasons. Shorty was most likely born a Cancer. His favorite book is “To Whom the Shell Tolls” by Tortoise Shellingway.
Shorty is adventurous. With the help of Lyles, they’re currently designing his shell for space travel, so they can blast him via rocket-propelled sling shot to the Lolo moon. Shorty is convinced he can surf on the moon and when he has an idea, he sticks to it.
Shorty, in a …well, turtle shell , has a big heart and will do anything for his Lolo friends. If you’ve got the “can’t sleeps,” Shorty will help transport you to a tranquil place in your imagination. With a serenely aural experience, he’ll run the “can’t sleeps” out of your bedroom.